Pepsi Max

It's been an up and down past few weeks!

-Real busy at work
-Stuck on -8lbs... tad bit frustrating.
-Celebrated 3 years with the love of my life.
-Sick
-Busy
-Wanting Spring
-Missing family
-Need to get back to the gym
-Learned how to play Spades
-Got a lot of sleep this weekend
-Don't follow spice packages when they say don't cook the pasta first.
-Watching the Golden Globes..I loose interest easily.

Spring Fever

What a wonderful day!
50 degrees!
I couldn't be happier.
My body soaked in some natural Vitamin D.
Smiles and laughs were had ALL day!
Nate and I went for a walk around a river.
Then we had a picnic.
And fed the duckies!
I can't wait for all of the snow to be gone!
A perfect day... with my perfect man!

Clean Sheets

I'd be more than ok with this.
I think I'm getting sick.
My mind won't stop wandering.
I'm confused.
I'm ready for warmth.
Nothing better than freshly washed flannel sheets.
I'm currently hungry.
I'm down almost 8lbs.
I'm proud of myself.
My eyes want to close so badly
but my mind won't stop wandering.
I still want to be in that picture.

Paraprosdokian

A "paraprosdokian" is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to re-frame or reinterpret the first part. It is frequently used for humorous or dramatic effect, sometimes producing an anticlimax. Even though I can't pronounce the word, I love the examples that follow.


Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.


Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America ?


Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.

I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.


Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars but check when you say the paint is wet?

Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.

Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

You're never too old to learn something stupid.

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.

A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.